erm, is no one else going to comment ? but, where in the name of all things holy, did kate moss get those massive boobs from????? am i alone ???? i can't even look at the dress. all i can see are those Ds!! surgery, photoshop or just plain weight gain.
Another season. another shite collection from Kate Moss. frankly it bores me to tears so i decided to publish these fab photos nicked from VOGUE.COM of the archive of outfits and haircuts. it's the kate archives. when she was fab. before the scandal.
i had totally forgotten she was getting the ride off johnny depp. totally. they would have had gorgeous children. god. where do you go after that really?
the worlds best supermodel (apparently) and the worlds hottest man. (even i can tell he is pretty) so, who took the massive step down there?
kate moss - jamie hince, pete doherty
johnny depp - vanessa (forgot her surname. oops)
we have a winner!!!! lets get a discussion going ?
any views on kate moss's new collection of tat for topshop.
catch up with eyelash whores and miss penny dreadful who will be hitting the MORGAN HOTEL on friday in our costumes!!!! the hotel have very nicely invited us along for their wonderful saints and sinners themed night. cocktails and finger food and the promise of dancers........oh my....... i would like to say this is the first night out i've had in ages. but i would never lie to you. (well, most times i wouldn't)
but it promises to be a great night had by all. we are hitting up WAR at SPY later on in the night. come along, get your pic taken and hang out with the whores!!!!!
i am loving the dark side right now. ever since aggy went dark (although admittedly that took a while to grow on me) i have been taken with all things dark and mysterious. apparently we as a nation spend 10 million a year on false lashes and we are seeing an explosion in darker make-up. currently i am loving the dark lips seen on various celebs recently. MAC and barry M are not far behind them.
yawn. cheryl cole again. while everyone else in the world has been watching the X factor/strictly come bollocks I have been using my time to catch up on my,well, frankly anything i say here is going to sound like a lie. but seriously i have no tv. and i don't mind. in fact. i not only do not a tv, but no house phone, no internet or any radios. and i love it. but still cheryl cole will not fuck off and go back to her council estate from which she came from. she is all over the magazines, newspapers and around town. i AM SICK OF HER!!!! i don't like girls aloud but if i did i suppose i would like sarah harding (i mean think about it, she'd make me feel much better about how many units i drink a week) tee hee..... but this is a step too far. julian macdonald's outfit for her for the x factor where she performed her lack lustre shit song recently. i wish i cared. but up until i saw those amazing harem pants i didn't. these have reignited some sort i-dream-of-genie- sex dream means hooker fantasy fashion frolick in my mind. could my harem pants be that fab ? dare i take a scissors to them to find out? best not i think. because i also know the woman has amazing legs (thank you sunday times for those photos) and i, do, well, not so much. so prehapes thigh high slitted harem pants are not going to be my dimpled legged best friend this season. it's proberely for the best.... but that see through cheap material keeping her boobs in check is best left where it came from. round the back of mr macdonald's bins in the fabric room.....
ungaro has made a bad choice. now i don't normally blog on lindsy lohan because, well, it's kinda mean to scrape the barrel like that. but, she keeps popping up on my radar. so here goes.... on announcement that she was producing a line for ungaro i was not bothered. don't really dig either brand. that was, until i actually saw damning review after review. journalists gleefully slapping each other on the back and saying nasty thing after nasty thing. well, unfortunatly. i don't have anything nice to say either but, i wonder. if that collection was produced by another celebrity. one we haven't already knocked to the ground with digging and snide remarks. would it have faired the same ? we were all very quick to put down miss lohan when she got shipped to rehab and fell in love with, shock horror, a woman. but we turned our backs quickly when the beaten tried to get back up in a way that left us embarrassed to watch. now, Lohan did a lot of it to herself. constant partying, shite films, terrible hair colors - blonde anyone ? - and her twittering was just embarrassing to behold. but, we didn't make it any easier. i took part in it as much as any other self rightous journalist who stood there and gleefully accepted her paycheck for reporting on an addict who just happened to be famous. accepted the paycheck and then went off to pay for their own addiction, be it drugs, drink or fags. because lets face it, everyone has something. so while we berate the famous we helped to build and waggle the finger and mutter tsk tsk at them. we are no better. but one things for sure, this collection (getting back to that) is a mess. clashing colors and skin tights body cons seem to make up the major part of this collection. scant regard for season nor color of seems to be observed, 80's prints, and not in a good way seem to be all over the collection. it's in short a mess. nothing blends. everything sits uncomfortably together causing the eye to scan quickly over a lack lustre selection. the colors are too embarrassingly california cool to appeal to a wider possibly european audience. even the models have that plain jane barely there glamour look. in short this collection shows no wearabilty, is embarrassingly out of touch with anyone over a size 8 and not tanned, in that it shows no wearabilty it also shows no signs of being a creative display of art as much of the non wearable shows are. it just looks like topshop circa 1996. and not in a good way (is there a good way?) prehapes this collection is better left the lohans of this world and their skinny sisters.
i recently got an idea in my head. i had a hankering for an afro wig. not your normal craving i'll give you that, but, i just wanted one. thought it might be an interesting thing to add to my outfits for WAR in Dublin on Fridays. but. alas it seems someone got there before me. louis vuitton showed these beauties in his catwalk show about a week before i got the idea in my head. it took him and his creative team 3 straight days to create such a display of wonder. i still want one though....... (make-up is a bit shit though. looks like she did the reverse of falling asleep with sunglasses on. i would post the rest of this collection, but frankly, when was the last time anyone cared about LV ? past those nasty handbags ? )
ok, we could look at this both ways. stylish waste of space or national treasure ? the kate moss for topshop debate wages on. in the wake of the fantastic collection that chris kane for topshop, is miss moss still relevant ?a quick blog survey of my readers revealed that more then 70% of you think it's time to stop. that she is no longer a style queen but churning out the crap in time for xmas. which brings me to my next point. her collection for xmas.now, we all know how i feel about miss moss. kinda the way we all feel about the dentist. (it has to be endured not enjoyed) but, i do feel a little sorry for her. the woman makes a living off her looks and now there are photos galore of her every line and every wrinkle. i say, leave off. women have the right to a little life lines. and lets face it, we would be the first ones to publish botox photos. so i salute miss moss (for once) and say, congratulations on taking the moral high ground and not botoxing the shite out of her face. lets reward those who grow old gracefully instead of reaching for the pause button-stuck in a wind tunnel look. finally. a woman who knows when to say stop. now, amuse yourselves by viewing her new collection. as normal we allow the comment section for those who feel they need to, to add comments. so let me know how you feel about it all.
also in other news, the mighty store of topshop will be soon opening in milan and paris. i don't know about you, but i have in recent times shunned the chain store for a more, well, thrown together look. i am just finding it all a little, well, cheap. and same old same old. tut tut topshop. your designs being described as weak ? never!
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