madonna is now a designer. oh great. just what the world needed. another celeb designer car crash

Batten down the hatches....

...stock pile the beans.....

...make sure you take your vitamins....

...the ultimate shit storm is coming.....

MADONNA FOR FECKING DOLCE AND GABBANA.

-just when you thought things couldn't get worse then Kanye West for GAP, they did.

Gabbana had this to say to some journo who pretended to care : "We're so excited, This further strengthens our relationship with Madonna, and it was a very constructive experience for us. She is very exacting and a professional who seeks perfection in everything she does, and this was no exception."

shudder.

it's a line of sunglasses. not tracksuits before anyone has heart failiure, but surely this sort of thing must be stopped?????

how long before we see the like of it again????

has the woman no shame?

has she not bored us with her looooouis V ads and her awful Italian mama ads for D&g (the ones where she pretends to be 'doing the washing up' and pretends to know what fairy liquid is, she's freakin' Madonna for shit sake......)

Apparently incase your reading this, she'll be flogging 'em off for 800 yoyos a pair. That would buy a lot of fairy liquid love....oh and this monsterousity will be unleashed in May.....

....you have been warned....