Spare a thought for poor Georgia Jagger. She complained to Vogue about the embarrassment of having super rich, very successful and very cool parents. You know, because that's just mortifying. Soooooooooo bad!
People say all the time, 'Your dad is so cool'. But I'm like, 'But they're my parents and they cringe me out all the time',For me, they are not super-cool because mum is really obsessed with, like, nerdy stuff. She loves her chicken farming, she even reads books about chickens and I always poke fun at her about that. My dad is actually a bit of a history buff."
- so your embarrassed your dad likes history?!?!? YOUR DAD IS FRICKIN' MICK JAGGER! HE HAS EARNED THE RIGHT TO BE INTO KEEPING A DONKEY AS A PERSONAL ASSISTANT SHOULD HE FEEL THE NEED!!!! After all, my dad is thinks fart sounds are unreally funny.
But her deep felt embarrassment doesn't stop there. The poor mite also had to deal with :
"It's pretty funny when dad gets on the dance floor because he has got such a, like, I don't know how to describe his moves but let's just say he doesn't go unnoticed, you know what I mean?"
- erm, again. YOUR. FATHER. IS. MICK. JAGGER. deal with it. Own it.