just what does a 3.8 million handbag look like? answer - shite

You know how it is....money can buy you a lot of things. But taste isn't one of them. It's many a time I have been wondering around the place with a spare £3.8 million in my purse (it's a big purse okay) and wandered into a shop and bought the first thing I could find.
Now if that thing happens to be a packet of chewing gum and a box of fags - your likely to get a fair few million in change.
But sadly not the case with the above purse. Which is currently on the market for just that. Now who do we know with more money then sense, no taste and a spare few millions hanging around? (I clearly spent mine on chewing gum and fags)
Hello?!?!? Paris Hilton? we have the perfect bag for you...