QUOTAGE!

"She came up to me at some charity thing with Naomi Campbell and gave me a full, haymaking kick, and then the next time we had dinner in a restaurant, she was opposite me and kicked me again. She doesn't like me, I don't like her. She kicked me, hard. Right on the shin, repeatedly.''

"I looked at her and said, 'Kate, why are you kicking me?' She said, 'Because I want to.' And cackled. She was completely off her head. And I replied, 'Well, can you just stop kicking me, OK?' She looked blank, and gave me another kick. It was a bizarre conversation. Kate Moss is utterly horrific. If people actually knew what she was like they would never, ever be interested in her again. She's just a real, spoilt little madam from Croydon. There's nothing wrong with Croydon - I was brought up near Croydon. But she's just a vile little creature."

- Looks like Piers Morgan doesn't like Kate Moss