I can't even tell you the amount of times I encounter women wearing a size 10 when they are really a size 14. Don't get me wrong, I am not saying I don't support larger women - I just can't understand why someone would highlight something like a muffin top. In the past I have worn larger clothing if I have needed it - there is no shame in buying a size 14,16, 22 or more. It really doesn't make sense though to wear something which is (A) uncomfortable and (B) creates the above effect. Own your size ladies and don't be afraid of it!
I have such an issue with tan. I know its just me - or it seems like just me. I don't understand why women plaster themselves in it. I have served a lot of women with streaky wrists, white faces with a line around the neck and women who are literally the color of an orange highlighter. Tan can be done well - or it can be done so badly that you reek of biscuits. I'm not sure men are that big a fan of it either. I have heard in the past, men folk bitching about the stains of tan and the smell. So why bother?
There is something just so uncomfortable about fishnets. Possibly because they have really painful waistbands for something that look so cheap. I associate fishnets with my goth years and I must say I am rather glad they have gone out of style. They weren't practical in the slightest - like they are neither warm or stylish....
This one baffles me. I just don't understand it. I find it incredibly funny that while hipsters believe in being totally cool and alternative - they have a uniform. They all wear the same thing and have the same 'ironic' facial hair. It's not just the facial hair, the uniform and the belief in organic foods - its the constant posing, the facebook updates about their social lives and the self obsession. I hung out with hipsters accidentally once - before I knew what a hipster was - and never again. Never again.
I get very uncomfortable when I see girls who can't walk in their heels. I have seen all manner of madness from girls walking home barefoot because the shoes hurt, girls taking off shoes to dance in clubs because they cant dance in them and girls walking like zombies because the shoe is too clumpy to walk elegantly. What is going on ladies! Another pet peeve of mine is watching the likes of Victoria Beckham prancing around in heels while holding a small child. One slip of an ankle and she - and the child - are gone. This also goes for watching Jessica Simpson wearing heels while crazy pregnant. Pregnancy means you can totally take time off! If I ever get go down that road then I am going to wear sweatpants every day - I'll have days of the week sweatpants.....because I can....
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I agree with all these.
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